paranoia

i think i like... wash my hands a million times a day with industrial strength soap now.... my skin is drier than the mummy of tutankhamun.

why? cos i dont want my molluscums to spread to MY FACE or any other parts of my body!

man, if i do get them on the face (TOUCH WOOOOOOOOD), i think imma drift off to some deserted island with wilson, spalding and penn and stay there untill they are all gone.

OR

i could have them all zapped off next week at my derm.

hmmmm, i cant believe i could still crack a few jokes about this disgusting infection.
i think i deserve a round of applause.

clap those flippers yall!