dear neighbour

To the crazy woman who lives right above me,


i know you are trying to make ur hubby feel less bad about his miniature penis by screaming ur lungs out. but seriously woman, cut it out. u sound like a pig drowning in acid. id rather listen to the squeely rape sounds of a million jap school girls for the rest of my life than to hear u scream for 5 seconds.

i know it only lasts for 2 mins max but i really cant take it.




cut it out before i cut ur voicebox out. dont. make. me.


kind regards,
Miss insomnia