Friday, January 4, 2013

not ur average orange

annoying things come in many shapes and forms: gum underneath tables/chairs, boring repetitive ads during ur fav shows, westboro baptist church, 'subtle' dick scratchers in public, that child that wont stop screaming and crying in aisle 4....

the list can go on forever. 

one interesting characteristic of annoying things is that the your impressions could be neutral or positive at first, but if continuously repeated against ur will they could become truly ghastly. yes gangnam style im looking at u.

dont know about u but i normally try to avoid things that irritate me...after all life is too short..


but interestingly, ppl cant seem to get enough of the annoying orange!

on top of their web series, they now have their own merch and TV series!!! yes i kid u not it's called -  The High Fructose Adventures of the Annoying Orange , launching worldwide on the Cartoon Network in 2013 *O*.


i actually had the honour to walk pass this claw machine while on holiday in Noosa, Queensland.



lemme zoom in for u



SERIOUSLY???

insert 2 bucks to see how ur limpy weak ass claw lower itself down to gently scratch the head of that annoying orange. if that's not annoying enough, u still got a machine full of troll faces mocking ur incompetent ass.

HEE HEEE HEEE HEEE LOSERRRRRRRR!!!


Monday, July 30, 2012

Celebrating the Great British 'Summer'

yes! im finally back in action after almost 5 months!! this blog will be updated more frequently this time round (pinky promise + sealed with a thumb kiss, yea go vomit if u must ahaha)

ok lets cut out the crap and dive straight into business :) 

England has shit weather and everybody knows that. I was warned by so many people not to be too optimistic. My man is a London boy and he kept telling me that those people were talking crap and that I should believe in the British summer. 

sunny blue skies and tanned hot people prancing around in their revealing summer gear.
WRONG.

twas gloomy grey skies with oompa loompas walking around in rain. what about the sun? look, it was so weak u could look directly at it for hours without melting ur eyes... in fact if u n and the sun had a staring contest, u would prolly win.

but it was all too late. i only packed summer clothes. great. i didnt know 'dont be too optimistic' means 'their summer is actually winter but spelt differently'

this is what i felt like when i got out of Heathrow Airport with my havaianas on (+ frozen tootsies)

yay.
sum...merrr. -______-

'come to England in Summer they say, it would be lovely they say'

too bad the camera couldnt capture the rain. i grew up with short- medium bursts of heavy rain. this constant annoying drizzle was driving me nuts. get it over and done with already! 

how windy? THIS WINDY!

Tom at the Winspit. 
it took almost 24 hours for us to get to england from Sydney, of course we aint gonna let the weather spoil our holiday! one day Tom and I decided to walk to the Winspit from our little cottage in Worth Matravers. the weather wasnt so bad when we started but it got soooooo windy and stormy that we had to seek refuge inside the cave!

Tom inside the cave (or on the moon). wet , cold and looking fabulously stylish :)

YAAAY british 'summmmmerrrrr'!

my jeans were completely soaked with rain. super grosssss.

apart from snails and slugs, i really cant think of any living thing that like their summer like this. 



Thursday, April 5, 2012

hold my purse

we have all seen it before: guys holding purses for their girlfriends.

unfortunately not like this

I consider it as a very cute/ charming/ caring gesture however most men would disagree with me. Now you see, Ive never forced anyone to hold stuff for me, but when a guy makes up lame excuses and refuses, he will be blacklisted until further notice. why? i'll tell you why :)

lame excuse 1: its your freaking bag, why the hell should I hold it for you?
'Hold this bag for me' is not the same as ' could you please hold this bag for me?' the former is more like an instruction, a command. its not really a yes/no question but of course that doesnt mean that u cant write NO on a stone and throw it into her face. 

The later on the other hand IS a yes/no question. someone wants to know if you are willing to do something for them out of goodwill, generosity or mercy. Yes, same theory as giving your loose change to the hobos: you dont have to, but it would be nice if you do. unless you have a real legitimate reason ( ie: sorry i was born without arms) then I strongly suggest you to say yes. its better to be nice than stingey :)

lame excuse 2: people are gonna think im gay
stop being so insecure! holding a handbag does not emasculate you if you are a real man. it aint gonna make your dick fall off, it aint gonna cause ur balls to shrivel up and somehow transform into a vagina. ok fine if you are not convinced and is still worried, try holding it like this:

ppl arent gonna think you are gay, they will just prolly think you're mad =)

lame excuse 3:  its a girls thing and im a man!
again, stop being so insecure. no more of this pink is for girls, blue is for boys crap. Stop subscribing to gender stereotypes! who says purses are only for women? bring on the man-purse!

brad pitt looking hot with his man-purse!

yes, there may be a few evil ladies out there who simply wants to embarrass the crap out of you by making you hold their neon pink glitzy bling bling barbie bag. but i can assure you that most women aren't like that. We genuinely require assistance cos we are too bored/tired of holding them ourselves :)

Thank you. Goodbye x