Thursday, April 5, 2012

hold my purse

we have all seen it before: guys holding purses for their girlfriends.

unfortunately not like this

I consider it as a very cute/ charming/ caring gesture however most men would disagree with me. Now you see, Ive never forced anyone to hold stuff for me, but when a guy makes up lame excuses and refuses, he will be blacklisted until further notice. why? i'll tell you why :)

lame excuse 1: its your freaking bag, why the hell should I hold it for you?
'Hold this bag for me' is not the same as ' could you please hold this bag for me?' the former is more like an instruction, a command. its not really a yes/no question but of course that doesnt mean that u cant write NO on a stone and throw it into her face. 

The later on the other hand IS a yes/no question. someone wants to know if you are willing to do something for them out of goodwill, generosity or mercy. Yes, same theory as giving your loose change to the hobos: you dont have to, but it would be nice if you do. unless you have a real legitimate reason ( ie: sorry i was born without arms) then I strongly suggest you to say yes. its better to be nice than stingey :)

lame excuse 2: people are gonna think im gay
stop being so insecure! holding a handbag does not emasculate you if you are a real man. it aint gonna make your dick fall off, it aint gonna cause ur balls to shrivel up and somehow transform into a vagina. ok fine if you are not convinced and is still worried, try holding it like this:

ppl arent gonna think you are gay, they will just prolly think you're mad =)

lame excuse 3:  its a girls thing and im a man!
again, stop being so insecure. no more of this pink is for girls, blue is for boys crap. Stop subscribing to gender stereotypes! who says purses are only for women? bring on the man-purse!

brad pitt looking hot with his man-purse!

yes, there may be a few evil ladies out there who simply wants to embarrass the crap out of you by making you hold their neon pink glitzy bling bling barbie bag. but i can assure you that most women aren't like that. We genuinely require assistance cos we are too bored/tired of holding them ourselves :)

Thank you. Goodbye x

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