Tuesday, March 27, 2012

B.O. VS deodorant over dose

i always wanted to call my son Lynx, but i cant any more because of this stupid can of smelly gas.

nobody likes lynx. only smelly/sexually frustrated teenagers/ forever-alone- guys do.

why? well watch the following ads









wanna get it on with skanky air hostesses or falling angels? their pussies is only a spray away!!!

its so easy to fool smelly people... especially when they are desperate to get rid of their virginity.

look, im human too, im not gonna pretend that i never get smelly and that my shit smells of vanilla and caramel. to me, BO prevention is very straight forward and logical: ur armpits are gonna be sweaty and smelly? well then put some roll - on deodorant in ur pits and stop em from getting sweaty in the first place!

YOU GO TO THE SOURCE!
when theres a fire in your house, u locate the source and put it out, u dont go prancing around in your garden watering plants + picking weeds.

sadly, some people just dont get it.

guys, not just teenage boys im telling you, love drowning their BO with cans and cans of lynx. it certainly makes no sense to me but  i guess to them, there is some sort of logic to it..

" if one spray= 1 hot chick, 3 cans= 10 villages of insatiable whores!!!!WHOOOOP!"




WHY MASKING YOUR BO WITH CANS OF DEODORANT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE TO ME


you wanna know why? here's why:

theres a rotting dead fish in your room and it is starting to stink up the whole house. 
Would you:


a. find the fish, curse it, then chuck it into your neighbour's bin.


b. make a concoction of diarrhoea and blue cheese and smear it all over the walls in the hope that no one would smell the dead fish.

if you choose b, congratulations, you are gonna be the following guy forever:

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